Only Mandy could turn a gluten-intolerance diagnosis into a full-blown existential crisis. But was it FUCKEN YUM?
Yoyoyoooooh! It’s ur valentin Mandy (lol in ur dreams perv) back w another FUCKEN FOODIE POST 4 ur viewing pleash. That’s rite, bitchez – this week is VALENTIN’S DAY aka get ur heart broken by the hawtest chic on the internet aka ME aka M-A-N-D-Y, rimes w CANDY wich is SWEET liek my **TIRE SOUNDS … More FUCKEN YUM: MY VALENTIN = SBUX BC I FUX W THE BUX HARRRRRRD
yoooooooo wuddup?? im chillinnnnnnnnn hahahahahaah thx 4 askin lol jk my comments r worse than eva bc I cant even comment on tha foodie topic du jur in a way das ok 4 social bc it takes me liek 5+ yrs 2 hear bout it up in hur. PS I cant even get 2 my … More FUCKEN YUM: ME IS CANNIBBLIN MUNCH MUNCH LOL NOT IM KEWL
OK WTF!!!!!!! Week 300000 (or so it feels) of workin 2wards my (aka my slutwhorefromhell mother’s) goal of becoming sumthin other than a WHALE n ive had ENUFF! U remember my humungazoid roommate Karen (aka KRAZY NEVER GONNA LOOK LIKE A KARDASHIAN NOT EVEN IN A MILLION YEARS)? Well she rlly FUCKD everythin UP this … More FUCKEN YUM: DINNER IS 4 SINNERS CAN U BELIEVE THIS BS?!?!?!
Ok so 2 begin, I no they say its not ok 2 say ur starvin if u live in America or w/e but 4 real I am. liek my stomach don’t lie pplz. Lololol remember shakira??? Random sry but nethign 2 take my mind off the rumblings in my tumblings (also rando lol so now … More FUCKEN YUM: SKINNY LASAGNA IS ONLY FUCKEN YUM BC I AM FUCKEN STARVIN