OK WTF!!!!!!! Week 300000 (or so it feels) of workin 2wards my (aka my slutwhorefromhell mother’s) goal of becoming sumthin other than a WHALE n ive had ENUFF! U remember my humungazoid roommate Karen (aka KRAZY NEVER GONNA LOOK LIKE A KARDASHIAN NOT EVEN IN A MILLION YEARS)? Well she rlly FUCKD everythin UP this … More FUCKEN YUM: DINNER IS 4 SINNERS CAN U BELIEVE THIS BS?!?!?!
Ok so 2 begin, I no they say its not ok 2 say ur starvin if u live in America or w/e but 4 real I am. liek my stomach don’t lie pplz. Lololol remember shakira??? Random sry but nethign 2 take my mind off the rumblings in my tumblings (also rando lol so now … More FUCKEN YUM: SKINNY LASAGNA IS ONLY FUCKEN YUM BC I AM FUCKEN STARVIN
Greetings n salutations fellow foodies (ugh I juust barfed in my mouth a lil that was a joke im not a nerd but u should no that already bc u wudnt follow me if I was a loser nerd who sat around all day watching booooring shit liek Star Trek 2 Electric Boogaloo or watevz … More FUCKEN YUM: Gruelle n budget green juice r fucken yum LOL THAT WAS SARCASM R U 4 REAL?!
A lot of dum shit has gone down in tha last 2 weeks or so (for reals its been that long since u’ve heard my beautiful voice lol). Bc of the a4mentioned dumbass nonsense in my lyf, I felt the need 2 share a few more personal things w u all (LOL I SOUND SOOOO … More FUCKEN YUM: **these r my confessionz**
lol epic title much? I reeeeeallly wanted to start off this post w a bang so I was like, “mandy, think bout ur fave coffee shop then channel yr mom when she’s bein a huge embarassin dumbass” and voila! Soooo why am I putting so much thot n eff into this headline? BC today’s post … More FUCKEN’ YUM – THE GR8 SBUX SMACKDOWN