FUCKEN YUM: DINNER IS 4 SINNERS CAN U BELIEVE THIS BS?!?!?!

 OK WTF!!!!!!!  Week 300000 (or so it feels) of workin 2wards my (aka my slutwhorefromhell mother’s) goal of becoming sumthin other than a WHALE n ive had ENUFF! U remember my humungazoid roommate Karen (aka KRAZY NEVER GONNA LOOK LIKE A KARDASHIAN NOT EVEN IN A MILLION YEARS)? Well she rlly FUCKD everythin UP this … More FUCKEN YUM: DINNER IS 4 SINNERS CAN U BELIEVE THIS BS?!?!?!

FUCKEN YUM: SKINNY LASAGNA IS ONLY FUCKEN YUM BC I AM FUCKEN STARVIN

Ok so 2 begin, I no they say its not ok 2 say ur starvin if u live in America or w/e but 4 real I am. liek my stomach don’t lie pplz. Lololol remember shakira??? Random sry but nethign 2 take my mind off the rumblings in my tumblings (also rando lol so now … More FUCKEN YUM: SKINNY LASAGNA IS ONLY FUCKEN YUM BC I AM FUCKEN STARVIN

FUCKEN YUM: Gruelle n budget green juice r fucken yum LOL THAT WAS SARCASM R U 4 REAL?!

Greetings n salutations fellow foodies (ugh I juust barfed in my mouth a lil that was a joke im not a nerd but u should no that already bc u wudnt follow me if I was a loser nerd who sat around all day watching booooring shit liek Star Trek 2 Electric Boogaloo or watevz … More FUCKEN YUM: Gruelle n budget green juice r fucken yum LOL THAT WAS SARCASM R U 4 REAL?!