FUCKEN YUM: MY VALENTIN = SBUX BC I FUX W THE BUX HARRRRRRD

Yoyoyoooooh! It’s ur valentin Mandy (lol in ur dreams perv) back w another FUCKEN FOODIE POST 4 ur viewing pleash. That’s rite, bitchez – this week is VALENTIN’S DAY aka get ur heart broken by the hawtest chic on the internet aka ME aka M-A-N-D-Y, rimes w CANDY wich is SWEET liek my **TIRE SOUNDS … More FUCKEN YUM: MY VALENTIN = SBUX BC I FUX W THE BUX HARRRRRRD

Give The Gift of Something Like Love to A Forgotten Boy Bander This Christmas

Guys, it’s almost the end of November, which means the Holiday season is creeping just around the corner. That’s right – in the words of Charlie Brown’s crew and/or the Vince Guaraldi Trio’s merry band of singing child-slaves, “Christmas time is (more or less) here, etc etc loo loo loo insert more words here (likely … More Give The Gift of Something Like Love to A Forgotten Boy Bander This Christmas