Yoyoyoooooh! It’s ur valentin Mandy (lol in ur dreams perv) back w another FUCKEN FOODIE POST 4 ur viewing pleash. That’s rite, bitchez – this week is VALENTIN’S DAY aka get ur heart broken by the hawtest chic on the internet aka ME aka M-A-N-D-Y, rimes w CANDY wich is SWEET liek my **TIRE SOUNDS SCREACHIN FROM A FERRARI** WUT DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA SAY, PEDO?!! lol just joshin I think im onna sugar high liek a mofo plz excuse me 1 sec 2 get my thots together in order 2 convay some srs exciting news.
AH HEM!!!!! *DRUM ROLL PLZ*
SBUX IS BACK BAYBEE! U heard correctly – my FAVE PLACE OF LYFE has done the impossible YET AGAIN by sumhow cumin up w not 1 not 2 but 3 FUCKEN NEW FLAVES SPECIAL 2 VALENTINS DAY!! if ur a fan of my blog (wich I no u r bc how could u not be its fucken sickatating lol no im not in 3rd grade i promise) u already no how hard I FUX w the BUX so u can only imagine how GDFUCKEN excited I am 2 try these new flaves! B STILL MY HART! Yo u wouldn’t guess it but Shakespere is p sick n on point sumtimes, especially wen discussin v important topics like SBUX, etc n u jus gotta drop a smart ass ref n make tha ppl think.
Ok so lets start w the basics – the FlAvEs!! All of wich r CHOCO BASED!!!
- Obv gotta start w the frap option bc HELLOOOO! Say HELLOOOOOOOO 2 tha Molten (WTF does that even mean lol im not a fucken walkin dictionaire) CHOCO FRAPPUCINO! ONLY $4.80 for a GRANDE (probs American but whatev) and itll def MELT UR COLD LONELY HART! Cheaper than therapie amirite lol thats wut my mom says about chocolate newayz.
- SAY WASSSSSSAP (liek in scarry movie style) 2 MOLTEN CHOCOLATE LATTE! BTW BUX I no ur perf n stuff but slight suggestion 2 make the title of this drank even catchier is 2 mayb make it “MOLTEN CHOCOLATTE” u can have it for free lol its my honor 2 serve u.
- SAY “OH….U” (disappointed not sexi lol) 2 the CHEAPEST item of tha bunch (4.25$) MOLTEN (real orig, rite?) HOT CHOCOLATE! This one sounds ok I guess but again DAFUQ is MOLTEN? is MOLTEN sum kinda afrodeesiac specil 4 the holiday? Maybe if my DUMBASS MOM had sum molten my dad wouldnt have DIVORCED HER LOL I can joke bc it was so long ago n I done sum therapie 4 it n its healthier 2 joke about these things so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIVORCE LOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLROFLROFLLLLLL
So basically if u wanna TRY n b my valentin this valentin’s day, the leats u can do is send ur gurl Mandy an sbux gift card. then we’ll talk. AND I MEAN ONLY TALK! IM NO HO! DONT LISTN 2 MY FUCKEN GROSS BRO DEVON! HE’S JUST AN EPIC TROLL ASS BITCH W NO REAL FRIENS EVEN THO HE’S ALMOST FUCKEN 40!!!!
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