FUCKEN’ YUM: Hot Dogs – Yum or like, Ew?

think hot dogs are fucken’ yum? well, you obvs don’t know much about foodie culture so get outta here!

jk jk, but srs they are NOT fucken yum, not even the gourmet-style ones pictured below. no matter how much shit u put on a hot dog, it can never be all that great. it’s just science.

like how good do u expect pig entrails and butts and w/e to be? you think table salt and a kid-friendly meat casing is gonna fix that shit? well, if so, you r srsly mistaken. rule # 1 of being a true blu foodie is to always say “NO THX” to hot dogs (no because NO, but thx bc you gotta keep it classy at the restaurant or dinner party as to not tarnish the rep of our subculture)

hotdogs yum

VERDICT: UH, WERE YOU LISTENING? NOT FUCKEN YUM.


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